Sunday, November 02, 2008

Autoschediastic little tidbits:


  • I have visitors from Iceland, Sudan, and Morocco! Now I hope to see Iranian, Saudi Arabian--hell, all the bloggers from the Middle East--visiting my blog (though I doubt that the IP address is an Iranian one, but a proxy from another country.)

  • All one-hundred-and-sixty-something views from South Korea = the number of times I've viewed my own profile, since (a) I have rarely expressed anything of a remotely favorable opinion of Korea or its native constituency, and (b) I have given the URL of my blog to only two people, who I'm sure have forgotten the unabashedly long URL that puts DNA sequences to shame. (To be quite frank, it's only unabashedly long when the computer reads my mind and auto-fills the URL at the top of the browser.


This turned out to be a rather fun weekend. I attended no Halloween parties, but I'm completely fine with that. It was rather cold outside, and though I know that I would have had fun with Zach (one of my coworkers), my Saturday was to be started early because I went to visit my friend, Michael, in the hospital.

Michael's life of spreading fabulousness was just put on hold for a few days. There was some shocking news of which I had been informed on Thursday. The natural reaction was to be concerned, but then I was rather confident that all was to be all right; it was--and is--all right, for which I do thank God. Michael even knew that everything was going to be O.K., though there were times when his mind was engulfed in a deluge of subjunctives and conditions...but this is just a reflex response that humanizes us. Knowing that he was in God's hands (and being reminded of that by one of his Korean doctors) and that he had the support of a slew of people who feel blessed to know someone so... well... blessed, he surmounted this relatively larger hurdle in his life, nfp.

Two coworkers and I had tried to visit him on Friday, but a favorable turn of events had made our trip to the hospital fruitless. Furthermore, the hospital made it clear that they are not gift-bearing agents. Due to this fruitless excursion, we visited Michael on Saturday. I went alone since the other two had already left. I'm quite content with this turn of events, though. I was able to spend an hour with him in the ICU before I was informed that he was going to be transferred back to his room later that day. The nurse said that she would call me once this was happening. Since I had thought that said transferral would take place soon after I had been informed, I waited in the quite spacious visitors' area.

Two-and-a-half hours, a memorization of approximately a third of the سورة البقرة, and perhaps 4% progress toward concrete plans for my Iran trip, later...there was no word. I had thought that I had been misinformed as to the floor on which he would be staying. After being somewhat assured that I was on the correct floor, Tub-of-Lard Me decided to leave the hospital and wayfare about the area surrounding the hospital.

Whilst wayfaring, I naturally took pictures of the beautiful surrounding area of the hospital. Autumn was about, donning and boasting its characteristic colors as if there were no tomorrow.

An Aside of Sorts: Good Feature #3 (or #2) of Korea: Korea reveals the true beauties of Autumn--effectively making a fan out of those less enthused about (or totally uninterested in) the season.

Well, let's start with a mug shot of the hospital amongst a slew of trees adorned in pretty colorful leaves.


I especially like how the blue sky came out in this picture.


Surely it is always a delight to come upon red-leaved trees. Pardon the building that you see in the foreground; I would have to have forgone capturing both trees at this angle. The "building" is actually a security/ information kiosk.


This is actually a shot that was taken from in front of the kiosk--just without the kiosk imposing upon the picture.


Albeit this picture puts either my or my camera's superb white balancing skills on display, each color is vividly expressed, as opposed to...


...this picture, in which the only green color that is relatively vivid is that which may be seen in the grass.


Those were all on the hospital grounds (save the first picture, which I took whilst across the street from the rather extensive grounds of the hospital. Here are some that were taken outside hospital territory:




Don't ask me about the wherefores of this thing's existence. I just know that it was outside and underneath some stores.


I actually took that little bundle of Cute back to the apartment with me. Of course it is now the hue of poo. :(


At this point I had only ventured further enough to invest in my first meal of the day at Hansot and in Dunkin Donuts for Michael and me.


Right as I had taken the last picture above, the nurse called me to inform me that Michael was in the process of being transferred to his room. I then quickly bought the food I mentioned and took a taxi back to the hospital...even though the hospital was about two minutes away by taxi (I didn't feel like climbing the very high steps that make one feel as if s/he were on a steep mountain.

Back at the hospital, I was keeping Michael company; he was surely bored with the thumb-twiddling that serves as the only activity when visitors are not around to distract you. His nurses, and doctor, and leg-splitting-with-great-force resident were all very friendly. This friendliness and care seemed to be genuine, too, and this is what totally has me thinking. Is it possible that Koreans are not just automatons that are programmed to distort the right facial muscles which result in the perfectly calculated display of emotion? It just made the hospital one of the best places to be in Korea...a relief from the quotidial dose of assholes to whom I'd just love to see Grade C beef being force-fed.

Oh, gosh.

***Disclaimer's Note: I know that this doesn't include all Koreans. This is probably needed for the one Korean or Korea-philic foreigner who may be clandestinely reading my words and waiting for the day I'll be branded the bête noire of Korea.

Oh, I seem to already have that title.

Anyway, I seem to have found a new hang-out venue: the hospital.

So, to return to the topic (i.e. Michael's visit), I spent the rest of the day with him, read a Rolling Stone's article on Barack Obama to him, and met some of his close friends who had come to visit him. When you are just that all-around allicient--and cognizant of and fearing of God--it seems natural that he or she would have so many friendships with such durability, permanence, security, and realized appreciation for humankind...an appreciation for being a part of its composition regardless of how macrocosmically wee one is. Having borne witness to the connection between him and his friends and the impact that he has on their lives, has made me ponder on my own desire for friendships of a somewhat equal caliber. I have about two or three friends here in Korea, but the aforementioned aspects are lacking, from my perspective. I could subconsciously be waiting for the friendships portrayed in such TV shows as Will & Grace, Friends, Sex and the City, and maybe even Golden Girls. ^^

Anyhow, I left the hospital around 10 p.m., and all 11 hours was worth it. I'm thankful that I was able to spend time with him; as I told him, I only see him when Neptune makes a complete orbit around the Sun.


The next day, I decided to venture outside of Seoul yet again--something of which I've become quite fond. The victim of my wandering curiosity was 삼척 (Samcheok/Samchok), which is located in Gangwon-do, the northeastern-most province of South Korea. This province is bordered to the north by the only official mark of intranational division in the world that remains: the demilitarized zone, known most widely as the DMZ. Gangwon-do contains many sites of interest to your typical tourist and your average wayfarers looking for new (and possibly improved) titillation. However, Samchok and nearby cities--동해, Donghae; 태백, Taebaek--are the homes to a number of caves. You must give up three hours of your life to get there if you are a Seoulite...something that I really appreciate when I have a window seat...and not one of the seats in the back row that is between the center seat and the window seat(!), as was the case with my return to Seoul two weekends ago.

I had gone there to see Hwanseon cave, which is the largest limestone cave in Asia (it also has special mountain dwellers that may be seen en route to the cave). The tourist guide bore bad news shortly after having arrived: the last shuttle bus--of whose existence I wasn't aware--had already departed just minutes before I arrived. Surely, I enjoy long rides, but I didn't invest in this trip just to return to Seoul after having arrived. Fortunately, there was another cave that was still open. I had ventured through the small area after storing one of my bags in a nearby Home Plus store (it was a rather huge Home Plus, by the way). Being all masterly at retaining information that had been given to me, I wasted about twenty minutes sitting at a bus stop for a bus that never came. Meanwhile, here are some pictures that I took of the area surrounding the Express Bus Terminal:


The Wee Little Samchok Express Bus Terminal


The Hill Boasting Beautiful Hues...and the Accompanying Trees




This is me taking a picture of myself on the local bus to the cave, which a kind old sir helped me board.



Why am I masterly at retaining information? The tour guide had told me that the bus to the second cave leaves from the bus terminal. So, those twenty minutes that I used to wait for the bus at the bus stop were, indeed, a waste. From the pictures and their captions above, one can see that I was finally where I needed to be.

Approximately thirty minutes later, I parted with the bus...roughly 300 m away from the cave. Little did I know--or not at all--that I would have to climb to the entrance. So I proceed up the rather steep stairs






See?


and I see:







Mind you, it was nearing sunset time by the time that I had arrived. Many Korean visitors were making their way back to wherever it was whence they had come; I had just entered. Among the sporadic buzzing of flies and various sounds that I had heard, I looked at the upward path that was to take me to the cave. In my opinion, it was too unwelcoming for early-evening visitors who didn't want to, you know, die. So fled I did to the street level, where Perspicacious Me decided to seek out a second possible entrance that would eliminate the risk of falling and injuring myself, getting robbed (in Korea?), or mauled.


Lo. The entrance to the cave was on the street level; that other area was a mere trail on which people can meander or utilize as a shortcut of sorts. The entrance fee is a measly 3000 won.



Cheonguk Cave: Where one is glad to have heeded the advice of the man at the entrance by wearing your helmet. It is a cave dated to be 400,000,000 - 500,000,000 years old. Stalactites and stalagmites galore. Seemingly labyrinthine, but less so than other caves, I'm sure. Follow the signs in Korea, and you should be all good. The patterns formed by these two types were definitely worthy of being photographed and shared:

Forgive the blurriness, for it was dark in the cave, and I wanted to capture the effect of the colored spotlights--something that would have been infeasible with the flash. Yes, clarity was forgone for fascinating color expression.




Throughout the cave, the structures were further beautified by the colorful spotlights, which alternated color so that one would be able to see the structures in different colors.




Look at those beautiful colors.







Look, ye, at such beautiful colors.







There were many areas at which I was quite happy with having had a helmet atop my head. Methought that falling was imminent throughout the cave, for the stairs seemed to provide no sort of friction whatsoever. There was also one narrow stairway on which I had thought that I was to fall and subsequently die. Thus, this face was very much warranted at many points in the cave:



Here's that narrow, barely passable stairway:



With the grace of God, I was able to contort and descend enough to avoid PWNage by one of the low-dipping stalactites and dying alone at the bottom of a predated cave in Korea.

On my way out, I come across this sign, which comes just a little too late.



After what I believe to have been the whole cave, I left, landed an overcharging taxi driver after nearly 15 minutes, and made it to the Samcheok Bus Terminal, at which I had received a jeopardizing yet sweet offer. I then made my way back to Seoul, and I arrived just in time to take the last subway back to my apartment and chortle at the Korean male university students who were turned away after being told that their destination was not on the route of the last train.



In the case that my imaginary readers would like to peruse the album of pictures that I took that weekend:

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Friday, October 31, 2008

Halloween

I'm going to go and buy little saccharine goodies for the students in one of my classes. I enjoy teaching them, so they deserve the candy. I would have even dressed up if there were an event to which I would like to go. Actually, I'd love to go trick-or-treating, but I know that (a) Koreans don't go trick-or-treating (according to my seemingly scant knowledge of Korea), and (b) everyone would think that I would want to kill them or some thing or another.

I need to start dressing up for Halloween again; I can't remember the last time I just bedizened and donned an outrageous coif...other than yesterday--or every day for that matter. I remember the heretofore and, for the foreseeable future, hereafter unrealized desire of having wanted to go as the Pinhead for Halloween:



If only we were capable of making a grid out of our faces and making needles protrude from our skulls at perfect coordinates.

A distant second was The Crow:



Let me not digress to the fact that I used to want him. I'm not one for necrophilia...or excavating Brandon Lee's body...just in case you couldn't tell.


Or I could just go as Mileena...outrank her in the hierarchy of sexiness (My grotesque face would be covered, too!)









Or something.

/ideas

Sunday, October 26, 2008

Well, this weekend was one that is worth archiving via my blog. I'm thankful that I didn't squander my entire free time either sitting with my laptop atop my lap (wow, I do see what it is that I did there) or stool or even staying in Seoul.

Well, I had planned not to do any of those things on Saturday, but then I had to have gone and annoyed myself by leaving the apartment too late in the day. I would have liked to leave before noon, but that rarely happens--especially on a Saturday. It had been raining until I had finally left the apartment. However, the raindrops were still coming down as the sun was effulgent and enveloping 서초구 with its late-afternoon light. Here's my attempt to capture this cute little moment of insanity:

Sorry, but my lens couldn't go any closer. (P.S. You may not be able to detect it as well as I thought, but the sun was shining.) This has happened back in my hometown a few times as well. I'd rather have things like this happen than to have an earthquake, for example. Being on the 13th floor makes me especially grateful that Korea seems to be less susceptible to earthquakes than Japan.

Korea--at least, Seoul--has some rather intempestive temperatures and weather, but it also has beautiful skies.

Well, these are beautiful to me. I tried to capture the sun in the second one; I blatantly failed. I have others to share with the 0 readers of my blog, but they're on my external hard drive right now.

An Aside of Sorts: Speaking of external hard drives, I think I'm in need of depleting my bank account even more of the wherewithal for the still-dormantly-pending trip to Iran in about two months--and of consumption-whoring myself to Apple once again by investing in one of the Time Capsules:


That would be amazing, for I also intend on eventually employing Windows and having it render its services...hopefully sans the little helminths that notoriously render Windows OSes--thus, oftimes computers--technologically leprous. Hopefully my will to resist will not be epically O W N E D by...oh, I don't know...its portability...its design...its compactness...its 500 GB capacity...its reasonable price in one of the Apple resellers here in Seoul...&c... My "will" was trumped when it came to the iPod Touch (now, somewhat regrettably); stay tuned to see whether I buy it or not...on the next..All My Children^^ Blog Entry.

Whether or not I'll actually invest in that remains to be answered, while I'm certain that I'll be investing in another thing: eyeshadow. I've been more into making a palette out of my eye area...and I haven't ever been into mixing (but very partial blending is OK). I'm not very conventional at all in terms of choice and application of eyeshadow (not titillating enough). On Saturday, however, I just so happened to apply an aquamarine-esque color, a lime-green color, and a soft purple color; this is what marvelously resulted:



I seriously thanked God for His guiding words and invisible hand that worked wonders for my eyes that day. I absolutely enjoy it when the colors are expressed so vividly, which used to be a problematic feat that seemed insurmountable, even after doing away with the oil that accrues on my upper eyelids. Digressing, I present to you more pictures:




I'm especially loving myself for having taken a few minutes out to take these pictures and digitally archive this very much loved output from this combination. If any of you bloggers (or non-bloggers) were to actually be reading this, I'm sure that some of you may be wondering if I've ever been so inclined as to take up any fashion magazine or make-up book in my hand. I guarantee the you imaginary readers that I have indeed picked up--and actually browsed--many a fashion magazine and make-up book.


I headed out after that short-lived self-photo shoot. Since it was already late in the afternoon, my options regarding things to do were significantly limited...since I had been intending to venture outside of Seoul. The fact that the distant destinations take anywhere between two and four hours to reach and the rather early sunset time here were the main variables that factored in to my decision not to venture far from Seoul that day. So, I decided to return home rather than going to places in Seoul to which I've been 2394873942837429387 times.

Here. Here was the point at which my little microcompact of the aforementioned aquamarine blue-color eyeshadow fell to the ground, spewing out its "entrails" on my (now, thankfully) finished-wooden floor. Vexing, for there goes one of my most favored colors. Vexing it was, but it wasn't irreplaceable. Thus, an excuse for going back out (specifically to COEX)...

Whilst in COEX, I never buy just that which I actually go there to buy...and I'm quite sure that I am not the only one who is like this. The replacement (plus another color) was the first thing that I had bought, but it certainly was not the only thing. After having been disappointed by the lack of sexy vibes from the Apple reseller and Uniqlo, I happened to come upon a rather sizeable office supply store whilst wayfaring. Some sound that might have been comparable to an orgasm came out of my mouth, and that is when i realized just how much I ♥ office supply stores. Even more appreciated was the fact that I purchased the following for only 23,000 won (with the exchange rate right now, =$0.0000000002):


  • LAN splitter

  • a dry erase board

  • a total of six dry erase board markers (which cost less per unit unpackaged)

  • two sets of an unknown number of index cards

  • a dry erase board eraser and cleaning spray

  • three packages of plastic forks (since you can find these almost nowhere



Ugh, ♥.

Oh, and I forgot to mention the A&F shirts that I had bought from COEX. Korea allows me to consume like whoa with little cost to my bank account. This I like.



(I'll make an entry about Sunday later.)

Friday, October 24, 2008

The Snow Queen Main Theme - Jo Seong Wu

I don't really know what The Snow Queen is about yet, but this song is amazing. It seems very much like something that you'd hear on the opening title of a DVD or the opening to a soap opera (more befitting of the former, though). It's also in my favorite key: Db major.

Thursday, October 23, 2008

When nearly all else is failing you, there is alway solace somewhere...SOMEWHERE...in the soaps.



...and if not in the soaps, then somewhere else on the internet.

Monday, October 20, 2008

アメブロが有ります。 韓国で感情が脆く成ります。該当感情が乱気流空気で漂っています。寒い空気と暖空気が混合します「乱気流」と言います。この暖空気を消費から福になります場合と比べますが、寒空気を反対力(例え:該当福の一時的なことや時や人に疑いますから)と比べます。今、この反対力は勝れています。 若しくは、鬱病にことがあり得ると思います。

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Sunday, October 19, 2008

Ma vie est comme un grand jeu d'Opération. L'objectif est éviter des métals qu'entourent les partes anatomiques du corps. Il y un peu des exceptions: les partes anatomiques sont mes sentiments...jusqu'à ma santé mentale; il n'y a une réflexe "explosive" quand on m'agit; les raisons pour ma irascibilité sont inconnues à mes amis et mes copains.

Il y avait aujourd'hui un BUZZ. Je ne pense pas que peux être l'ami que je dois être--qu'une personne doit être. Comme Dexter ne peut pas sentir la peine des autres, c'est aussi que le bonheur des autres est impalpable pour moi jusqu'à ce que je sente ce bonheur...encore du moins.

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Je suis autant intolérant qu'un coréen.

Saturday, October 18, 2008

This past week went quite well. In spite of the fact that I had been convincing myself that not only can I very much do without an iPod Touch but also that I need to be rather parsimonious with my accumulating "wealth" (using this term very liberally), Steve Jobs 1-uped me vicariously through my friend, Brian, who convinced persuaded me to get an iPod Touch.

The iPod Touch is great, as Brian and another co-worker had told me. I hadn't felt the need or a particularly strong desire to buy one. Actually, I would have preferred to have invested in an iPhone, but I think that Korea's iPhones (provided that Magnanimous Apple, Inc. has bestowed the iPhone on the humble Apple resellers here in Korea--which they haven't, and likely won't for the short-term future) are will be(?) regional unless an unlocked SIM card should come with it.

Temporarily Arrested Development of this Blog Entry: Let's indulge in lol-ery for a moment here as we take a look at the overseas future of the iPhone:



This is a huge slap across the face to the vast lot of Korean Apple-philes, especially since Japan gets to boast of being proud sellers of the iPhone. I actually like to see it as a queuing and, subsequently, a serial slapping of each of the said Apple-philes. There's no particular reason for this preferred .gif produced in my head at all. Mali and Venezuela will be getting iPhones...but Korea will apparently be standing along the sidelines, watching others marvel at and play with their new toys. Well, Korea, you already have some nifty little phones, anyway. They just won't have the Apple logo branded on them...unless you were to take the gratuitous Apple sticker that came with your other Apple product and stick it on your phone.

Or something.

Fortunately, the iPod Touch is here in Korea. A purchase of the iPod Touch includes a gratuitous engraving, which is more similar to a printing than an engraving. Neither Brian nor I has our contact information engraved on the back of our iPods. I wanted something that was 'cutesy' but not too mundanely cutesy. Therefore, this is the result of my impromptu design:



Since it might not be readable by some (or most), it says ♥艶Stevie艶♥. In other words, it's something mundanely cutesy >< ...for a woman or gay man in China or (maybe) Japan. I fail.

I just wish that I were able to receive a WiFi signal on the iPod Touch from my apartment room.

The iPod was bought in Apgujeong, a rather fancy area that may be compared to Harajuku in Tokyo. It is also here where Brian and I saw this little Bundle of Cutecute^^:



and



Yes. Do want. It would most likely cost me my cerebellum and a few hundred won--give or take--since dogs in Asia are daydream-shatteringly expensive.

Wednesday, October 15, 2008

Aside from a depressing Saturday event whose pictures on my camera solely evidence my having attended, and my Damnable Road to Becoming a Fatty, I'm rather content right now. Yet I must wonder when it is that I am to be pillaged of said contentment. Let us see how long I am capable of controlling my mercurial tendencies.

When did I start this post? Tuesday night. What is the day today? Thursday. It is obvious that I have my priorities straight.

Tuesday, October 07, 2008

感情が糸で垂れています。