Apparently there are many men who are sexually curious...and their buoyancy in terms of their sexuality is considerably less than that of which they would like others to be cognizant. What an outstanding revelation...unfortunately, this fact didn't shine in all of its effulgence while I was still indulging in the collegiate life...well, partially indulging, given the relative paucity of "college life" offered at my alma mater.

Alma mater? No.

Ich hasse meine Universität, wenn es hat mir ein Kick im Arsch gegeben.

That's probably wrong.