Apparently there are many men who are sexually curious...and their buoyancy in terms of their sexuality is considerably less than that of which they would like others to be cognizant. What an outstanding revelation...unfortunately, this fact didn't shine in all of its effulgence while I was still indulging in the collegiate life...well, partially indulging, given the relative paucity of "college life" offered at my alma mater.

Alma mater? No.

Ich hasse meine Universität, wenn es hat mir ein Kick im Arsch gegeben.

That's probably wrong.

While being voraciously nosy, I happened to come across a tape that I quasi-habitually watched during my sophomore year in high school: the MCHS Symphonic Band at the 1998 National Concert Band Festival. It served as a muse, I suppose, because my goal--over which I obsessed like whoa--was to be in Symphonic Band my sophomore year. It brought back memories of being obsessed...and memories of basically every single boy with which I was futilely infatuated in high school.

However, I seemed to notice something this time, that I hadn't really appreciated before...at least not fully. They were damn rocktastic!!! I was blown away by their greatness. I don't think I noticed this before, because I was marinated in Greatness, so I was desensitized by just how great MCHS's band was. Now, seven years and a complete displacement from musical pursuits later, I have a newfound--and maybe even amplified--appreciation for how great we were. I miss is. Sadness. :(

So my name is Mizeke. No, it is not a real Japanese word, but one fabricated by me. I can do that, because this is my little cosmos--created by me, me, me. Splendid if you like, but a misfortune for you if you look upon my little cosmos with disapprobation. I am the opifex, which I suppose deifies me (but only in the human way).

God >>>>>>>>>> me

I have decided to imperialize on the Internet...apparently, with a concentration in the Blogosphere. I am already establishing my empire in the Republic of LiveJournal, somewhat metastasizing in Xanga, and here is where I can proliferate my fabulousness. :)