I am seven minutes tardy in making this a November 15th post, and I won't alter the date and time of the post (I see doing that as some sort of 'cheating'; I attach some sort of opprobrium to doing it.)

As it nears Thanksgiving, I grow more and more excited. Attenuating that excitement, however, are concerns about this Thanksgiving not being a white one (i.e. part of my idyllic Thanksgiving Day). This certainly wouldn't serve to allay such concerns:



(Oh, bit.ly has a new look.)

However, this does:




THIS DOES NOT:


Prestidigitation with my heart is prestidigitation with my heart is prestidigitation with my heart. Quit playing games with my heart, please.

Here are more of the tables that have induced a phobia for All Things Data Entry within me (I still do it for my benefit in the foreseeable future):